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> What exactly IS TFS? It is a common disease amongst the technically challenged where one is often compelled to bang ones head against a solid surface be it a wall, desk or other equally stationary object. This is brought on by a lack of understanding when it comes to technology in general. TFS can be terminal secondary to banging one's head too hard on an unmovable surface. Side effects can include; slurred speach, internal bleeding,a lowering of the patient's IQ not to mention a splitting headache. |
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> Some of the general symptoms of TFS can be subtle. The patient might make statements like: 1. "Stupid computer"! 2. "What the ____!" 3. "I didn't tell it to do that!" 4. "Why is it REBOOTING??!" 5. "I keep clicking but it won't do nothing!!" 6. "The #@%* thing won't shut down!!" 7. "The cupholder thingy won't open!!" 8. "Where did my mouse go?!" 9. "Why is my screen black?!!!" > Other symptoms may include: 1. Repeatedly and with furver, hitting buttons, shaking and kicking the computer tower. 2. Walking around in circles having a one-way or even two-way conversation with one's self. |
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> Finally the customer goes through the FINAL stages of TFS:
1. Denial, "My computer's fine......its just acting cranky today!" 2. Anger, "$@#$^ COMPUTER why are you doing this to me??!!! What did I ever do to you??" 3. Bargaining, "Look.....if you dont stop this crap......I'm gonna throw your @## out that window!" 4. Acceptance, "Okay.....that's it! my computer is screwed! I give up! |
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| > This is usually followed by a ridiculous amount of money being spent on a new computer. |
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> With Out of the Box Solutions L.L.C., you don't have to go through any of the above! > Our friendly technicians can assist you with whatever your needs may be so you don't have to experience TFS. |
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